yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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