i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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