After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
where does the pee come out of this thing
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Randomize
