I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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