So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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