That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Dignity is for republicans.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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