You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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