if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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