I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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