Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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