we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
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