she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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