dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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