What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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