I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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