Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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