Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
