Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I will be naked everywhere
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Randomize