so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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