and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
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