whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Randomize
