Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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