I think i peed on brittanys purse
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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