Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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