Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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