How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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