Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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