last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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