my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
did i walk over a car last night?
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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