I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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