We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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