girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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