areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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