Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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