At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
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