Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
There's even glitter on my cock...
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