Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
