Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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