I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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