called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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