Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I am one with the molecules
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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