Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
These tits shall not be calmed
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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