I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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