doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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