I'm eating all of the evidence.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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