Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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