he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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