no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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