i think my mom watched the whole time
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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