So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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