If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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