OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
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