yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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