i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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